5 Terrible Films by Great Filmmakers

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Let’s be real, even Hollywood’s brightest talents have their off days. Sometimes a bad script, a misguided creative choice, or just plain bad luck turns a project into a disaster of epic proportions. And yet, there’s something oddly fascinating about watching our favorite actors and directors completely miss the mark. Whether you’re in it for the cringe, the unintentional laughs, or the sheer “how did this get made? Factor, these are five of the worst movies ever produced by filmmakers who should have done better, listed here in order of increasing embarrassingness, leading all the way up to the biggest stinker of them all.

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5. Jennifer Garner in Peppermint: When Revenge Goes on Autopilot

Jennifer Garner is always excellent at action from her Alias days through Daredevil and beyond, but Peppermint could be her worst.”. It’s a revenge tale in theory on paper: a mourning mother becomes s vigilante after her family is killed by cartel thugs. In practice, however, it glosses over the most crucial aspect, the how.

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There isn’t a training montage, no credible makeover; one moment she’s a suburban mom, the next she’s John Wick with more cheekbones. The film appears to take rage as sufficient to turn a person into a killer assassin. The effect? An unfinished, strangely hollow thriller with all impact, no intention.

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4. Denzel Washington in Virtuosity: The ’90s Cyber-Mess That Should’ve Stayed Virtual

Denzel Washington’s filmography is filled with powerhouse performances, but Virtuosity is not one of them. This 1995 stab at a cyber-thriller set in the future hurls every concept against the wall — and nothing makes it stick. Denzel is a disgraced detective tracking an escaped virtual villain (a pre-fame Russell Crowe) constructed from the psyches of history’s worst serial killers. Yes, you read that correctly.

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When the AI somehow develops a physical form and begins to eat glass to heal, the film careens into full-blown absurdity. Crowe’s gleefully over-the-top performance is fun in a “what am I watching? ” sort of way, but the rest of the film is totally straight-faced. The final product is like a dial-up era fever dream, ambitious, sure, but agonizingly outdated and thoroughly bizarre.

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3. M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening: Nature Strikes Back (and Nobody’s Acting Helps)

M. Night Shyamalan directed some amazing movies, and then there’s The Happening. Featuring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel, this environmental horror tale fantasizes about a world in which plants emit toxins that cause humans to commit suicide. The idea could have succeeded as dark satire or psychological horror, but the tone is so wrong that it teeters on parody.

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Wahlberg says things like “What? No! ” with meme-level earnestness, and the lines of dialogue sound like they were translated from one language to another and back again. Shyamalan later referred to it as a B-movie, but at the time, people didn’t know if they should laugh or scream. Either way, it’s not forgettable, just not the way Shyamalan hoped.

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2. After Earth: The Smith Family’s Painfully Bland Space Odyssey

Following the critical flameout of The Last Airbender, Shyamalan collaborated with Will and Jaden Smith on After Earth and managed to make things even more disastrous. Taking place a thousand years after humanity fled Earth, the movie is about a father and son who crash on a dangerous new planet.

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What might have been a sentimental sci-fi survival tale is reduced to one endless, dull drag instead.  Will Smith sits for the majority of the film and monologues in a strange accent, and Jaden does the action with as much zip as if forced to accomplish summer homework. Critics attacked, audiences turned off, and the film quietly became part of Hollywood’s dullest flops.

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1. The Last Airbender: The Adaptation That Broke a Generation’s Heart

There’s bad, and then there’s The Last Airbender. Adapted from one of the most beloved animated series ever made, this live-action take on Avatar: The Last Airbender managed to disappoint on almost every level. Mispronounced character names, whitewashed casting, flat acting, clunky dialogue, it’s all there. Even the bending fights appear to be slow and clumsy, devoid of the grace that had made the cartoon so enchanting.

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Fans were outraged, critics were brutal, and the sequels that were in the pipeline became a distant memory sooner than Aang in the iceberg. More than a decade on, the film remains a go-to example of how not to translate a favorite franchise. Here’s the thing about these trainwrecks on film: eventually, many of them accrue strange second lives.

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The Happening is now a meme-spawned cult sensation. Virtuosity is rediscovered by folks who can’t get their heads around the fact that it exists. Even The Last Airbender, as cringeworthy as it was, is still a must-read cautionary tale for filmmakers. These films remind us that even the greatest of the great can have glorious off days and sometimes, the worst movies are the ones we simply can’t stop discussing.

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